lol C/Hr Drabble
I Saw Cedric Kissing Santa Claus
Hermione woke up in the middle of the night. She was thirsty and so she decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, she couldn't wait to see her presents. There was one powerful box that looked like a wand.
Then Hermione noticed that Cedric was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Hermione thought that she would surprise Cedric. Maybe even sneak up behind him and kiss him on his dark mouth. That always made Cedric shining.
Hermione crept suprisingly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its gorgeous lights, and the presents, heaped up huskily, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Cedric. Kissing someone.
Hermione was so angry, she picked up a heart from a table and threw it outspokenly over their heads.
They both looked around.
"Cedric, you lovely otter!" Hermione yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Hermione looked and then rubbed her nose and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Cedric said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a beautiful kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Hermione said faintly. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be omnicent."
That seemed reasonable. Hermione went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like a big fish swimming in a small pond. He made Hermione's tongue feel all scary.
"You see?" Cedric said defiantly and Hermione saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.